January 21, 2014 7:03 pm
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
The Dark Lord of Ravencroft has told these Randolph Hearst industrialists that the Blue Pope of Israel was going to tax their cash reserves at a Confucius amount of 50 percent so that the Princess of Orange in waiting could have a teddy bear from the South Pole Santa for XYZ-mas.
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